Foreword

Hello my freaky darlings,

Well, as Jordan was kind enough to purchase this domain for me, I should probably put it to good use. This is good news for all of you lot, because if I vent my anger by ranting at the World Wide Web on this blog, it means less ranting at you! Well. Actually, I’ll probably just double the amount I rant. But at least you can read my rants at your leisure, no? And then you are free to daydream while I rant at school and on MSN. Isn’t that lovely?

I have never had a blog before, so it may not be what you might expect—I wouldn’t know what is expected, either—so...just remember that I’m Lara and not as sane as most people. I am in fact dark and twisty. Remember it.

miaow! x

Recently...

  1. 12th March

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    MERDE


    Mme T’s self-analysis form has caused me to analyse myself closely, and I have concluded that my life is no longer worth living.

    First box: What do I need to…

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  2. 7th March

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    A Mess


    It is midday, I’ve had like…five hours sleep, I haven’t brushed my hair and I have that horrible taste on my tongue that’s always there when you wake up from a sleepover…

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  3. 27th February

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    The Childless Mummy


    There’s one in every social group. And, it appears, one in every French class. The one who actually brings money to the restaurant, the one who always has water and…

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